ONE TIME San Pedro and Jesucristo were walking along, and Jesucristo sent San Pedro up to a near-by house to get a cooked chicken. On the way back Pedro ate one leg of the chicken.
When Jesucristo saw what San Pedro had brought back, he asked, "Why has this chicken but one leg?"
"It never had another leg," answered Pedro. "All of the chickens around this part of the country have but one leg, Sir."
The two proceeded and came to a big tree under which were sleeping many chickens. All of the chickens had one leg tucked up out of sight under their feathers.
Pedro pointed to them and said, "You see! All of the chickens have but one leg apiece."
Jesucristo took a rock and threw it at one of the chickens. It woke up and stood on both feet.
"Oh," said Pedro, "A miracle!" He then took up a rock and threw it at the rest of the chickens. "You see," he said, "I can perform miracles, too."